A Donkey and a Half

Here they are, the panto act:

On our left, we have Jenny, the jennet, an aged pony/donkey cross of uncertain temperament who suffers from delusions of grandeur, and on the right, Cromwell, the 100% jack donkey who came to us in response to our call for help when Smokey died. Jenny was lonely. She really likes to have someone to boss around, full-time, and so Cromwell arrived in the back of a Transit van, and loneliness was a thing of the past. Teasing, horsing around and competition for food are however a thing of the present.
'Twas ever thus.