Twangy Corp extends apologies for any inconvenience caused
Did LinkedIn send you an email to your blog account to ask you to connect to me? Say no, please!
I do hope not. I am not trying to lure you into the open, be assured! I didn't point it, as far as I know, to my dedicated blog account but who knows how far its horrible tentacles reach.
I was messing recklessly with it, (Procrastinating. Tax day coming up, you understand.) and now it’s running riot like some embarrassing drunk uncle at a wedding who insists on trying to fix you up with everyone. I have no idea who it has contacted. Hopefully not people like that girl from the Opus Dei* I knew in college who I haven’t seen for years! OH NO.
I keep thinking of more potential contactees - my students from the course last year! My adoption group! And thinking, oh. Eeek.
Now I must go, still pretzeled with embarrassment, to pick up my coat from the nice girl in the alteration shop, where the sleeves are being lengthened to cover my long, over-reaching wrists.
[* I celebrate religious freedom, I hope you know, dear readers, with the proviso that the respect needs to be reciprocal. Commentary on my choices on whether or not to get married for instance, is not very welcome.]
Have a good weekend. :)