psychic numbing
November 30, 2012
Modern life. Isn't it infuriating sometimes? In case there was any doubt:
- Technology.
Technology is maddening, with all its pretty promises of instant communication and dazzling creative prowess. Technology is just a big show-off that somehow, most unfairly, manages to make you feel stupid when it lets you down. I won't bore you with the details, let me just say the words that strike terror into the heart of any person who has ever had even a nodding acquantance with a computer: BACK-UP FAILURE. Gaah. - Also.
UPS is utterly, head-boilingly enraging. Instead of taking my delivery back to the depot to deliver on the next working day, which would have been excellent and exactly what it promises on its dopey yellow InfoNotice, it has gone and dropped it off to Larry and Nuala, my neighbours. This is not good. Larry is gravely ill and Nuala is house-bound. I do not want to bother them with my silly modern life issues with UPS. It's embarrassing! Or annoying! Both! When I go to UPS.com and track my package it smugly declares with a green tick that it has been delivered. IT BLOODY WELL HAS NOT. Now I must stalk and ambush the poor visiting nurse in order to get my stupid modern glue.
BREATHE. Breathing. Ah. Okay.
Things are fine. Things are groovy. I made these frames for my stall in a caffeine-fueled frenzy during the week. The JB came in that night, pale as milk, with a migraine. This always makes me feel a bit sick - his mother nearly died from a brain hemorrhage in the nineties, and there is a chance it is hereditary. Sure, I could google it and find out, but I was too scared, so, in a splendid example of a displacement activity, I made these instead:
It's be nice if I could take a nice photo like Dooce. No dice, no dooce.
I feel better now, having done the modern equivalent of venting at the well. Thank you, internet. And thank you, friends. My only complaint about you is that you will insist on living all scattered around the globe, willy-nilly, instead of on my street.
Score on the board for Technology; all still to play for.
Keep well, all.
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